Thursday, September 5, 2013

Mystery of the Secluded Monastery

The ancient, decrepit monastery of Ivan the Executioner sat abandoned atop Mount Gunung for many centuries. Of late, the townsfolk in the nearby hamlet of Greenbelt were growing weary from the frequent sightings of strange, metallic creatures that could be seen near the summit and occasionally flying about the skies in the area. Not knowing who or what took up residence in the monastery was mentally draining and the rumours being whispered in the dark corners of the local watering hole were also defeating to their collective psyche. The fear of the unknown can have a debilitating grasp.

The time was nigh to investigate. A small band of gallant adventurers departed the nervous village and trekked the two day journey up the treacherous mountain trail. Upon arriving at the chilly summit, they found the entire area to be oddly serene. With no hesitation they entered the monastery and quietly prowled around the long, torch lit corridors. The air was stagnant and musty and although no signs of occupants were obvious, the troupe knew better.

Prowling around the monastery of Ivan the Executioner.

Eventually, they stumbled upon a massive door that gave no resistance when pushed open. A gust of frigid air from beyond unnerved the intruders as they cautiously gazed into the black, seemingly lifeless room.

What lies beyond these ancient doors?

They advanced inside as their torch light slowly exposed the secrets beyond. The sparse light unveiled a lectern and chair at the far end as well as many rows of empty benches aligned in perfect formation. This spacious chamber appeared to be some sort of pristine oratory that lay undisturbed for many decades.

A cold, dark oratory. Is anybody here?

As they advanced deeper into the mysterious room, two braziers mounted high on the back wall unexpectedly flared up with intense, dancing flames and the new found light unveiled a massive, demonic idol sitting on a pedestal, atop a tiered platform. The flash of light from the braziers startled the men and upon catching sight of the wicked statue, an uneasy feeling began to grow within them.

A thick chain adorned with a human skull hung around its neck and after a brief moment the eyes on the demon suddenly came alive with an intense, crimson light that pierced into the room - almost hypnotically. Adrenaline drove though them as their anxiety intensified. What sort of deranged cult worshiped this evil image? Who or what caused the fire to ignite? Was the spirit of Ivan the Executioner still roaming around these worn out hallways and playing tricks on them?

The adventurers discover an ancient demonic idol!

Struggling to steady their nerves, they took the opportunity to quickly glance around the room. Stained glass windows embellished the back walls of the chamber and the archer noticed that there were two peculiar doors made from some sort of thick metal located down short passages on both sides of the room.

Stained glass windows adorn the back walls.





These metal doors seem out of place...





















Suddenly, panic ensued as a loud rumble caused the floor to shake. The wall and statue atop the raised platform began to rotate!



The wall spun to expose some odd machinery that was unfamiliar to the men. Numerous lights randomly blinked and flashed on the strange object. With pounding hearts and racing minds, they cautiously held their ground. Confused, none dared approach the ungodly device for fear of it placing a curse on them.



Before a moment passed, the machine began to spew forth many bizarre sounds - pops, whirs, clicks, whistles - as if it were trying to communicate. Instantly the two metallic doors automatically opened and in rushed numerous strange creatures of some advanced mechanical race. They quickly surrounded the men and began to attack. Larger, more advanced creatures followed and it appeared they were telepathically commanding the smaller ones. What were these creatures and where did they come from?

The doors opened and many small, black mechanical creatures poured into the room and attacked!






















Surrounded!

A brain-bot telepathically commands the smaller bots to attack.
 

The men desperately fought to stay alive, but they were severely outnumbered and the advanced technology of these odd beasts made them too difficult to vanquish. All seemed lost....

Tuesday, June 18, 2013

Been a while....

It's been far, far to long since I last posted. I've been busy on a Dwarven Forge conversion that's taken many months now. I think I started it last September or October. YIKES! I need to finish this one up, stat! Actually, I've been doing a couple of different workshop projects in tandem. When I get stuck on one, I pick up on another to keep things moving along.

Anyway, I can barely see the light at the end of the tunnel now, sort of. I finally sat down and did an exhaustive online search for some parts I needed to finish the project and I found this pretty cool website called Puppetswar.com. They sell some quirky conversion parts (mostly for 28mm tabletop wargaming like Warhammer) and I found they have exactly the part that I couldn't find elsewhere. SO STOKED! The downside is that the stuff is coming from Poland, so it's going to be a few more weeks before I get my goodies in hand. Then I'll have to modify, paint, assemble, etc, etc, etc....

So re: Puppetswar, here are some of the things they have that I think are pretty cool/ funny/ quirky. They have many other items I wanted so believe me when I tell you I had to struggle to get my shopping cart down from over $300 worth of stuff to something a lot more reasonable. Check 'em out.

Plague Warriors Heads

Red Army Orc Heads

Alien Infestation Pod

Gringo Orks

Wild Wolfman Heads

Dwarf Hangover 

Cyber Giant Beetle

Wednesday, April 17, 2013

Dwarven Forge's Game Tiles Kickstarter is gettin GOOOOOOOD!


A couple of weeks ago one of my favourite companies, Dwarven Forge, began a Kickstarter campaign to promote their new line of gaming terrain called Game Tiles. I know it’s kind of late to mention it (I was moving and I’ve been super busy at work these days, yadda, yadda, yadda…), but fear not! As of this posting, there are still 12 days remaining to get in on this awesome deal!

One set of Game Tiles (stretch goal items are not available at this level)

Two sets showing stretch goal pieces (to date)

The idea is that they’re trying to get miniatures terrain into the hands of the gamer masses by producing a less expensive line of product. Creating the molds is expensive (hence the Kickstarter effort) but once that’s done, making the pieces will be much more cost effective especially since they’ll make them in bulk. That being said, the initial $50,000 they were hoping to attain was funded in only 3 hours! Currently the pledge total is over $760,000 and growing rapidly!

The basic set includes 34 pieces of gaming terrain (floors, walls, corner pieces, and door pieces). Something new to Dwarven Forge is that they offer both painted and unpainted sets. Let your creative side take over and paint some up yourself!

Some examples of unpainted pieces

If you fund for 2 or more sets, you’ll be eligible to receive all the *free* stretch goals and you’ll be able to purchase the add-on packs. That’s a no brainer because the freebies are added for each and every set you back. So if you pledge for 5 sets, you’ll get 5 of each stretch goal! The total number of pieces really starts to add up as each stretch goal is attained. And did I mention the variety of pieces that are included from the stretch goals? Pillars, curved wall, angles wall, and oodles of other specialty pieces are just a few examples (some of which need to still be unlocked by reaching the appropriate funding levels). With or without the extras pieces, this is a great deal. Oh who am I kidding? C’MON MORE FREEBIES!

Demon Door stretch goal

Straight wall with window stretch goal

Curved wall (and back piece) stretch goal

So if you’ve ever wanted to get (or even just considered getting) some of Dwarven Forge’s industry leading terrain products, get in now while the gettin’s good! This Kickstarter ends on April 30th.